what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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