where am i from again
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
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Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
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Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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