walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I could make wine with my vomit
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
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test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
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Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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