Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
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I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
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WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
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