How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
Randomize
