She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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