My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
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Santa is always jolly because he knows where all the naughty girls live
'Tis the season.
More like jizz the season.
I saw Mommy shtupping Santa Claus.
oy vey moishe
He even arranged it into neat little lines for us
She sounds like one gift I would like to unwrap... I bet she wants her stocking stuffed :D
pick one joke...it's more effective
Can I flock you from behind?
FACT: Snow makes great lubricant.
I'll roast my chestnuts by that fire!
Yes. Always yes.
If he doesn't then I damn sure do!!!! lmao