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  • 84 34
    Submitted by aawwsshheett on Nov 27, 12 at 3:58pm

    'Tis the season.

    • 34 33
      Submitted by Michfan69 on Nov 27, 12 at 5:33pm

      More like jizz the season.

  • 76 27
    Submitted by MyDixieNormus on Nov 27, 12 at 7:01pm

    Santa is always jolly because he knows where all the naughty girls live

  • 62 24
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Nov 27, 12 at 7:53pm

    I saw Mommy shtupping Santa Claus.

  • 56 26
    Submitted by Binders_of_Women on Nov 27, 12 at 6:37pm

    He even arranged it into neat little lines for us

  • 50 29
    Submitted by ck24 on Nov 27, 12 at 7:52pm

    She sounds like one gift I would like to unwrap... I bet she wants her stocking stuffed :D

    • 35 25
      Submitted by WV_kiwi on Nov 27, 12 at 9:40pm

      pick one joke...it's more effective

  • 46 27
    Submitted by porksword on Nov 27, 12 at 6:13pm

    Can I flock you from behind?

  • 44 25
    Submitted by squibkick on Nov 27, 12 at 10:38pm

    I'll roast my chestnuts by that fire!

  • 41 31
    Submitted by divrekku on Nov 27, 12 at 8:24pm

    Yes. Always yes.

  • 37 30
    Submitted by doomed2roam on Nov 27, 12 at 5:13pm

    If he doesn't then I damn sure do!!!! lmao

  • 34 28
    Submitted by FalseFacts on Nov 28, 12 at 7:45am

    FACT: Snow makes great lubricant.