My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
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Santa is always jolly because he knows where all the naughty girls live
'Tis the season.
More like jizz the season.
He even arranged it into neat little lines for us
I saw Mommy shtupping Santa Claus.
oy vey moishe
She sounds like one gift I would like to unwrap... I bet she wants her stocking stuffed :D
pick one joke...it's more effective
Can I flock you from behind?
FACT: Snow makes great lubricant.
I'll roast my chestnuts by that fire!
Yes. Always yes.
If he doesn't then I damn sure do!!!! lmao