You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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