Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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