Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
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finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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