it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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