she peed on how many people?
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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