we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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