When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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