I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
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