he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
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I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
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I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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