I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
i need an iv and a liver transplant
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Go christen that room with your naked body.
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