My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
this will be a night to untag.
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Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
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I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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