Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
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He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
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Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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