barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
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in the running for worst roommate ever.
Or best roommate if you work out 3 ways
You'd better not be MY roommate. I would whip your ass.
If you've broken in both roommates' beds before they got to sleep in them, you're qualified to refer to your accomplishment with something sluttier than "done the dirty"
614. gotta be OSU
Unless of course, "done the dirty" means you shit in their bed, in which case, that might be hilarious