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  • I think the king of kings, the son of god..Jesus christ our saviour would be a bit questioning as to why there is giant beautiful cock in his closet

    Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 10, 11 at 5:16pm
    • well if the world isn't allowed to enjoy it you gotta keep it somewhere

      Submitted by Wolf32889 on Dec 10, 11 at 11:18pm
      • "father...I know thy will be all knowing and great...but... what the hell?"

        Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 11, 11 at 12:10am
  • We got dicks like Jesus

    Submitted by Ritard on Dec 11, 11 at 12:05am
  • I think I just became a Christian lol

    Submitted by TommyP on Dec 10, 11 at 4:12pm
  • This is a text sent to the man who is to be the next pope

    Submitted by bttrdenu on Dec 10, 11 at 6:09pm
  • Yes! Eugene strikes again!

    Submitted by BrosambaBinLaden on Dec 12, 11 at 4:09am
  • Come get mine

    Submitted by FDMedic47 on Dec 10, 11 at 5:33pm
  • Clearly shellsbells doesn't understand sarcasm...

    Submitted by pun88 on Dec 10, 11 at 5:13pm
  • Kidnapping well built men and keeping them in your closet is still a crime. No matter how you rationalize it.

    Submitted by GA_Peach on Dec 10, 11 at 3:45pm
  • Even though I sort of liked this, I had to even out the votes 5-5.

    Submitted by dacecake on Dec 10, 11 at 2:30pm