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  • 55 35
    Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 10, 11 at 5:16pm
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    I think the king of kings, the son of god..Jesus christ our saviour would be a bit questioning as to why there is giant beautiful cock in his closet

    • 40 39
      Submitted by Wolf32889 on Dec 10, 11 at 11:18pm
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      well if the world isn't allowed to enjoy it you gotta keep it somewhere

      • 38 34
        Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 11, 11 at 12:10am
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        "father...I know thy will be all knowing and great...but... what the hell?"

  • 52 39
    Submitted by BrosambaBinLaden on Dec 12, 11 at 4:09am
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    Yes! Eugene strikes again!

  • 56 49
    Submitted by Ritard on Dec 11, 11 at 12:05am
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    We got dicks like Jesus

  • 46 37
    Submitted by bttrdenu on Dec 10, 11 at 6:09pm
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    This is a text sent to the man who is to be the next pope

  • 40 41
    Submitted by TommyP on Dec 10, 11 at 4:12pm
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    I think I just became a Christian lol

  • 36 40
    Submitted by FDMedic47 on Dec 10, 11 at 5:33pm
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    Come get mine

  • 44 56
    Submitted by GA_Peach on Dec 10, 11 at 3:45pm
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    Kidnapping well built men and keeping them in your closet is still a crime. No matter how you rationalize it.

    • 44 27
      Submitted by shellsbells on Dec 10, 11 at 4:37pm
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      pretty sure that's not what the op meant

    • 35 44
      Submitted by reeln on Dec 11, 11 at 5:02am
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      experience eh ga peach? did they drop the charges?

  • 36 43
    Submitted by pun88 on Dec 10, 11 at 5:13pm
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    Clearly shellsbells doesn't understand sarcasm...

  • 33 42
    Submitted by dacecake on Dec 10, 11 at 2:30pm
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    Even though I sort of liked this, I had to even out the votes 5-5.