Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
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I think I just became a Christian lol
I think the king of kings, the son of god..Jesus christ our saviour would be a bit questioning as to why there is giant beautiful cock in his closet
well if the world isn't allowed to enjoy it you gotta keep it somewhere
"father...I know thy will be all knowing and great...but... what the hell?"
We got dicks like Jesus
This is a text sent to the man who is to be the next pope
Come get mine
Yes! Eugene strikes again!
Even though I sort of liked this, I had to even out the votes 5-5.
Kidnapping well built men and keeping them in your closet is still a crime. No matter how you rationalize it.
pretty sure that's not what the op meant
experience eh ga peach? did they drop the charges?
Clearly shellsbells doesn't understand sarcasm...