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  • 58 36
    Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 10, 11 at 5:16pm

    I think the king of kings, the son of god..Jesus christ our saviour would be a bit questioning as to why there is giant beautiful cock in his closet

    • 43 41
      Submitted by Wolf32889 on Dec 10, 11 at 11:18pm

      well if the world isn't allowed to enjoy it you gotta keep it somewhere

      • 41 36
        Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 11, 11 at 12:10am

        "father...I know thy will be all knowing and great...but... what the hell?"

  • 55 41
    Submitted by BrosambaBinLaden on Dec 12, 11 at 4:09am

    Yes! Eugene strikes again!

  • 59 51
    Submitted by Ritard on Dec 11, 11 at 12:05am

    We got dicks like Jesus

  • 49 38
    Submitted by bttrdenu on Dec 10, 11 at 6:09pm

    This is a text sent to the man who is to be the next pope

  • 43 42
    Submitted by TommyP on Dec 10, 11 at 4:12pm

    I think I just became a Christian lol

  • 48 57
    Submitted by GA_Peach on Dec 10, 11 at 3:45pm

    Kidnapping well built men and keeping them in your closet is still a crime. No matter how you rationalize it.

    • 46 29
      Submitted by shellsbells on Dec 10, 11 at 4:37pm

      pretty sure that's not what the op meant

    • 38 45
      Submitted by reeln on Dec 11, 11 at 5:02am

      experience eh ga peach? did they drop the charges?

  • 39 42
    Submitted by FDMedic47 on Dec 10, 11 at 5:33pm

    Come get mine

  • 39 45
    Submitted by pun88 on Dec 10, 11 at 5:13pm

    Clearly shellsbells doesn't understand sarcasm...

  • 36 44
    Submitted by dacecake on Dec 10, 11 at 2:30pm

    Even though I sort of liked this, I had to even out the votes 5-5.