A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
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I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
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Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
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