You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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