OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
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all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
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It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
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