remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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