He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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