I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
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that's called being too fat for the table to support you
I thought all retards were required to wear a helmet
apparently not. you got out of the house without one.
I sexy time too much when I walk out of my house. Bitch! :)
Too much tootsie roll
It's a sign that your parents don't care about your dumbass.
Rrrright... Your ass ... Oh never mind. Fake.