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  I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?

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  (217): I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet? http://tfl.nu/vpwn
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  Submitted by reeln on Apr 18, 12 at 5:26pm

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  that's called being too fat for the table to support you

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  Submitted by pinkispretty on Apr 18, 12 at 3:06pm

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  I sexy time too much when I walk out of my house. Bitch! :)

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  Submitted by wubbazugg on Apr 18, 12 at 3:20pm

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  "sexy timed"??

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  Submitted by WrongNumber69 on Apr 18, 12 at 3:02pm

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  It's a sign that your parents don't care about your dumbass.

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  Submitted by jhoffa on Apr 18, 12 at 3:00pm

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  Too much tootsie roll

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  Submitted by JJdoggie on Apr 18, 12 at 10:14pm

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  Rrrright... Your ass ... Oh never mind. Fake.

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  Submitted by creepojohnson on Apr 18, 12 at 4:51pm

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  I thought all retards were required to wear a helmet

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    Submitted by TexasYankee7 on Apr 19, 12 at 3:15am

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    apparently not. you got out of the house without one.

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  Submitted by Sully2189 on Apr 18, 12 at 2:37pm

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  EIU?

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