You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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