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    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Oct 20, 13 at 12:14pm

    I woke up this morning with a bad hangover. And my penis was missing again. This happens all the time. It's detachable. This comes in handy a lot of the time. I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out, when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning I can't for the life of me remember what I did with it.

  • 40 28
    Submitted by hogfish on Oct 20, 13 at 8:52am

    Married life usually only takes your balls.

  • 34 27
    Submitted by trueblueangel on Oct 20, 13 at 6:18am

    I want to know more!

  • 30 22
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Oct 21, 13 at 12:44am

    I had this roomie who was a total New Age type. He kept on having dreams of his past lives as a female and woke up surprised to have a penis.

  • 33 32
    Submitted by sunshine26 on Oct 20, 13 at 8:26am

    Only of your a guy...