Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
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I woke up this morning with a bad hangover. And my penis was missing again. This happens all the time. It's detachable. This comes in handy a lot of the time. I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out, when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning I can't for the life of me remember what I did with it.
Married life usually only takes your balls.
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I had this roomie who was a total New Age type. He kept on having dreams of his past lives as a female and woke up surprised to have a penis.
Only of your a guy...