we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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