You're so nebulous sometimes
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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