There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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