just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
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9:04 "publec"? really? instead of finding cellphones to use as vibrators i think you should try using a dictionary. to use, not to masterbate with.
Friend is a funny looking word too if you just look at it long enough it starts to look like a fake word
every word is funny looking if you stare at it long enough
That's right baby stl sluts are the BEST!!
so like, how did you text if it was in her thong?
We spell things differently because out countries are better.. 'z' in every word? 's' is so much better.
i think you might be right
I did that with friend yesterday cause I realized it looks weird.
You're wondering why it is criticise some places instead of criticize?
The S is for socialism. ;)
glad i'm not the only one... :)
9:25 i'll bitch slap you with MY wanker. teach you a lesson.
You are suppose to take the thong. It's a momento of sorts.
Wait there I'll go in and check it out.
i love you. :3
i knew when i spelled masturbate up there it didn't look right
PS I'm 10:12 and in case anyone is gonna tune me for not spelling criticising correctly, it's how we spell it in South Africa
it was already corrected 9:11.
nice try though.
9:13 stop criticising others about their spelling when you can't spell masturbate
dictionaries don't vibrate.
leave the girl alon, its an honest mistake.
and it was alread corrected by someone...possibly even HER.
so chill 9:13.
okay dude. so how do all these gayy things get put on here!
i have sent in a ton and they never get posted. how!!
thats what I would want if I had a cell phone there.
its actually a vibrator that is "okay" to show (and play with) in publec! (;
i use looked funny i had to look it up to make sure i spelled it right.....
That's stupid! Why would she do that?
why do they spell things different in different countries?!
anyway...go for the cell dude, if she was good last night, go for it again!
if she's a creep, leave the phone, report it stolen.
IT'S A TRAP!
1.39 Uhh maybe he got it out you idiot
how did you text this if your phone is in her undies? or was it on her undies
i <3 9:25 for his/her use of wanker.....hehe made me giggle :)
Should have just called it from another phone you probably would have gotten your phone AND laid
10:51 you're awesome :)
Listen to general Ackbar!
Nice way to represent the STL....
No no no only the word friend.
9:30 I know right. Dirty little wanker hehe
ever see the movie "teeth"?
Ask General Akbar what he thinks....."It's a trap!"
9:13 using a dictionary to use?
that doesn't even make sense dumbass!!
use is a funny looking word
@ 9:13 hey dumbfuck, how about instead of correcting others, you use a fcking dictionary. It's masturbate you illitirate fuck not masterbate.
But publec is funny. Masterbate isn't.
9:15, 9:13 did make sense, look this is what 9:15 is saying basically....try using a dictionary.......to USE, not to masterbate with. get it? emphasis on use...
I think everyone does it and we're the 2 willing to own up.
9:14 IS 9:04 pretending to be 9:15..go guzzle cum you dirtbag.
i wasnt tryin to b funny tho just spelled it wrong...my bad
You can have my heart or we can share it like the last slice.
haha publec. FAIL FAIL EPIC FAIL.