just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
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9:04 "publec"? really? instead of finding cellphones to use as vibrators i think you should try using a dictionary. to use, not to masterbate with.
every word is funny looking if you stare at it long enough
That's right baby stl sluts are the BEST!!
I did that with friend yesterday cause I realized it looks weird.
You're wondering why it is criticise some places instead of criticize?
The S is for socialism. ;)
We spell things differently because out countries are better.. 'z' in every word? 's' is so much better.
Wait there I'll go in and check it out.
i think you might be right
so like, how did you text if it was in her thong?
Friend is a funny looking word too if you just look at it long enough it starts to look like a fake word
9:25 i'll bitch slap you with MY wanker. teach you a lesson.
glad i'm not the only one... :)
9:13 stop criticising others about their spelling when you can't spell masturbate
You are suppose to take the thong. It's a momento of sorts.
i love you. :3
PS I'm 10:12 and in case anyone is gonna tune me for not spelling criticising correctly, it's how we spell it in South Africa
thats what I would want if I had a cell phone there.
its actually a vibrator that is "okay" to show (and play with) in publec! (;
i knew when i spelled masturbate up there it didn't look right
dictionaries don't vibrate.
leave the girl alon, its an honest mistake.
and it was alread corrected by someone...possibly even HER.
so chill 9:13.
it was already corrected 9:11.
nice try though.
okay dude. so how do all these gayy things get put on here!
i have sent in a ton and they never get posted. how!!
That's stupid! Why would she do that?
i use looked funny i had to look it up to make sure i spelled it right.....
IT'S A TRAP!
Should have just called it from another phone you probably would have gotten your phone AND laid
10:51 you're awesome :)
how did you text this if your phone is in her undies? or was it on her undies
1.39 Uhh maybe he got it out you idiot
why do they spell things different in different countries?!
anyway...go for the cell dude, if she was good last night, go for it again!
if she's a creep, leave the phone, report it stolen.
i <3 9:25 for his/her use of wanker.....hehe made me giggle :)
ever see the movie "teeth"?
No no no only the word friend.
9:30 I know right. Dirty little wanker hehe
Listen to general Ackbar!
Ask General Akbar what he thinks....."It's a trap!"
Nice way to represent the STL....
9:14 IS 9:04 pretending to be 9:15..go guzzle cum you dirtbag.
9:13 using a dictionary to use?
that doesn't even make sense dumbass!!
use is a funny looking word
@ 9:13 hey dumbfuck, how about instead of correcting others, you use a fcking dictionary. It's masturbate you illitirate fuck not masterbate.
But publec is funny. Masterbate isn't.
I think everyone does it and we're the 2 willing to own up.
9:15, 9:13 did make sense, look this is what 9:15 is saying basically....try using a dictionary.......to USE, not to masterbate with. get it? emphasis on use...
i wasnt tryin to b funny tho just spelled it wrong...my bad
You can have my heart or we can share it like the last slice.
haha publec. FAIL FAIL EPIC FAIL.