Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
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I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
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there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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