I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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