Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
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