Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
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Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
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The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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