I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
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