okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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