To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
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You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
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As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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