What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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