That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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