The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
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I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
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They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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