i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
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I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
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The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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