Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I believe in your delicious
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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