what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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