hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I cockslap morals
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
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she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
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Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
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