can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
His nipple licking is glorious
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