Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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