My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Operation Purity has been aborted
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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