I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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