my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
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It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
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That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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