So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
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