So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
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This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
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Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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