make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
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i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
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Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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